the black market

your one stop shop for the best deals on the highest quality, top-shelf, straight off the truck pharmaceutical goods.

with a wide and ever-expanding selection of products ranging from weed to crack to smack to boom to pow, we got everything you need at the best prices in town

all of our products are made and produced by only the best of the best in the field, and you can rest assured that your drugs are coming from a safe meth lab in El Salvador and have been produced according to mandated
Health and Safety Guidelines. Once our in-house team of professional cooks or our contracted Colombian Drug Cartel cooks up a fresh batch of new product it is then quickly and securely muled over
into the United States by poor lower class innocent civilians who desperately need the money to feed their kids and is then shipped straight to your door in discreet packaging.

i'm too fucking lazy to finish this right now i'll do it later :alien:

the black market coming soon in DaS WebSite v0.2.5 Closed Beta Test launching November 32nd 2053

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